Us: Dr VonHindenberg... icon in the Art and the Sport
that is Laser Tattoo Removal... legendary inventor of the YAG-Laser
that has zapped away over 2 million tattoos....
DrV: Yes, I am that man.
Us: Now, you've created the Laser Tenacious-Tattoo Removal
system. Please explain.
DrV: Vell, everyone knows size, ink color and such affect
laser tattoo removal. Vat is less know is some tattoos, such as
butterfly, fairy, unicorn are much easier to remove than say skull,
skeleton, demon, varrior. Butterfly and such you simply shush
avay--they are docile critters have vings, fly fly avay; skeleton
and such dark evil tattoo symbols vill fight against removal,
yes, fight fight bellicose, tenacious.
Us (dumbfounded): What, that's absurd... they are just
tattoos... made of ink, so what the tattoo represents can't have
anything to do with how to remove it.
DrV: One might ignorantly believe so, but such is
the case. Consider, Bob, our first clinical demonstration, who
had a celtic cross and skeleton on his back. He vanted to remove
just the skeleton.
Now, skeleton difficult to remove, is dead, filled vith dark
evil. One cannot simply shoot it straight on vith laser; you need
use sneak attack. So our plan vas to attack it from behind. Luckly
celtic cross vas 27 microns deeper in the skin than the skeleton,
so ve use that tactical advantage.
Us: That's ridiculous!
DrV: Vell, vatch
the video (large file).